Ali G. North - Islamic Bomb lyrics

The sun sets on the desert Of Thee Evil Empire The seeds of Ma** Destruction Are still very much alive All we got were lousy weapons Piled up from the Cold War The free market wrecked our country To the black market we go Hand grenades way up to nuke toys From Afghanistan to Latvia We will sell to anyone Who wants the Bomb So the conga line of missiles Dances out of storage sites Past the checkpoints left abandoned Kuz the guards all took a bribe And on all the hot spots Gettin' tired of being stomped on By great satans and their neighbors This will change if we have the bomb Spread gift-wrapped do-it-yourself kits Pay our debts to the World Bank Before you can say Islam Before you can say Saddam Who's got the bomb? Islamic Bomb For a real Axis of Evil Keep an eye on free enterprise Like our top secret project At a warehouse right in town No one here knows all the details We just ship components out Selling to the highest bidder If we don't, someone else will To third parties in Third countries You can't stop what you can't find This is what we wanted all along Now the arms race can go on and on 10-9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1 Piss ant little countries They were getting in our way Trying to claim their soil's riches Tellin us we have to pay So we tricked their wacky rulers To go wipe each other out Russian Roulette regime change In a sea of mushroom clouds Dying peasants slave at gunpoint All their oil is finally ours Life will never be Quite like it was Hide in our Green Zones Til Jesus comes But we fixed you all With Thee Islamic Bomb