Ali G. North - Caped Crusader lyrics

When I die you will find My body clean and shaved Do not touch my genitals Without gloves on your hands Let no one come near me If they are female Watch on my left hand Perfume made just for men Purify my soul from unclean things Pray all night Sharpen knives to slaughter swift and clean Prophet says the animal should not feel any pain Oh God forgive me for all my sins The time of fun and waste has gone Judgment has arrived Wedding in paradise The black-eyed virgins call Come hither, friend of god God is great God is love We must k** infidels I don't care if I do What's right in the sight of men Important thing is for me To do right in God's sight Annoint me with cooking oil I'm Daniel in the Den Baby k**ers and calico cats You shall feel my wrath Yeh yeh-eh Yeh-eh God is Great Yeh yeh-eh Yeh-eh God is Love No No-o God but God We must k** in-fi-dels I am ready to become a martyr Give the most precious thing I have Fight with my heart to the last drop Of blood… Blood Why do we hate you so To blow ourselves up to blow up you Every time you bomb our lands It might be time for you to ask What will their kids be like? What will their kids be like? k**in' time, blending in A smile and a paper hat Feel jihad each time I ask Would you like fries with that? Our Bruce Wayne, complete with cave Dispatched crime-fighting bats Think like me for a minute or three You'll come up with a way To slip right though your gates You'll never be secure You'll never be secure There is no God But God