You love your make up And you love your hair I wish youd wake up Youre making me go spare Take a rest Youre looking very smart Take a breath Be still your beating heart Slow it down Youre eating far too much Do the rounds Then eat from rabbit hutch Wives and girlfriends Its a love affair Why do you pretend Its not as if you care All you want Is your hands on my doe So you can fix Your big bloody nose So get a grip Your into overload Loosen the clip On your fire hose Its time to break up Wedding vows ill tear Its time to take up Youre getting in my hair