Alex Turner - Fluorescent Adolescent lyrics

[Verse 1] You used to get it in your fishnets Now you only get it in your night dress Discarded all the naughty nights for niceness Landed in a very common crisis Everything's in order in a black hole Nothing seems as pretty as the past though That Bloody Mary's lacking in Tabasco Remember when you used to be a rascal? [Chorus] Oh the boy's a slag The best you ever had The best you ever had Is just a memory and those dreams But as daft as they seem As daft as they seemed My love when you dream them up [Verse 2] Flicking through a little book of s** tips Remember when the boys were all electric? Now when she tells she's gonna get it I'm guessing that she'd rather just forget it Clinging to not getting sentimental Said she wasn't going but she went still Likes her gentlemen not to be gentle Was it a Mecca dauber or a betting pencil? [Chorus] Oh the boy's a slag The best you ever had The best you ever had Is just a memory and those dreams But as daft as they seem As daft as they seemed My love when you dream them up Oh, Flo, where did you go? Where did you go? Where did you go? You're falling about You took a left off Last Laugh Lane Just sounding it out But you're not coming back again You're falling about You took a left off Last Laugh Lane You were just sounding it out But you're not coming back again You used to get it in your fishnets Now you only get it in your night dress (Falling about) Discarded all the naughty nights for niceness Landed in a very common crisis (You took a left off Last Laugh Lane) Everything's in order in a black hole Nothing seems as pretty as the past though (You were just sounding it out) That Bloody Mary's lacking in Tabasco Remember when you used to be a rascal? (You're not coming back again)