[Chorus] Liquor and who*es Liquor and who*es Cigarettes and dope and mustard and baloney Liquor and who*es [Verse 1] I went down Drinkin' at the Legion I met a girl she was nice She was pretty and pleasing She said "Hey boy We should do some marrying" I said sure but before we do There's something that you should know I like [Chorus] Liquor and who*es Liquor and who*es Cigarettes and dope and mustard and baloney Liquor and who*es [Verse 2] Then one night down at the legion She walked in, I was drunk on gin Dancin with a lady friend She said "hey boy You better fly the f** home" I said no cause five little words I coulda Swore I said to you [Chorus] Liquor and who*es Liquor and who*es Cigarettes and dope and mustard and baloney Liquor and who*es