Alestorm - Rage of the Pentahook lyrics

In Paraguay there lives a man Five rusty hooks on his right hand And rage consumes his every living day As one against the entire world His hooks of deadly wrath unfurled Slashing all the ba*tards in his way He fights to die He lives to k** To cut your throat His greatest sk** He’ll eat your kids And punch your house And set fire to your cat So we’ll raise our hooks up to the sky And drink to absent friends Those far away and those who died Still fighting to the end Have no fear for life is short And d**h will take us all So when that ba*tard comes for us We’ll meet him standing tall Die by the Rage of the Pentahook! Many legends have been told Of evil men from days of old But none of them compare to what he’s done Sadistic psycho through and through There’s nothing nasty he won’t do One time he shot a baby with a gun He’ll break your neck And eat your face The foe of all The human race He’ll stab your mum And drink your rum This ba*tard can’t be k**ed So we’ll raise our hooks up to the sky And drink to absent friends Those far away and those who died Still fighting to the end Have no fear for life is short And d**h will take us all So when that ba*tard comes for us We’ll meet him standing tall Set sail for the twilight hall