Alestorm - f**ed with an Anchor lyrics

f**! You! You’re a f**ing wa*ker We’re going to punch you right in the balls f**! You! With a f**ing anchor You’re all c*nts so f** you all For 30-odd years I have lived with this curse My vocabulary was stunted at birth By a witchdoctor from over the seas Casting his strange voodoo magic on me Now when I speak, it’s rather absurd An endless tirade of four letter words I lash out in anger at all in my way Shocking unspeakable things that i say f**! You! You’re a f**ing wa*ker We’re going to punch you right in the balls f**! You! With a f**ing anchor You’re all c*nts so f** you all f** you! Long I have waited to have my revenge To bring that witchdoctor to his bitter end So I have gathered a ship and a crew We’re sailing to find him, we know what to do On a dark moonless night, when he least suspects We’ll creep up behind him , so hard to detect We’ll bring out our anchor by the light of the stars And shove it inside of his big f**in’ arse f**! You! You’re a f**ing wa*ker We’re going to punch you right in the balls f**! You! With a f**ing anchor You’re all c*nts so f** you all