Alestorm - Bar ünd Imbiss Für Hunde lyrics

One night I sailed the seas Of dark Thuringia I thirsted for an ale So I headed to a bar Schlumpfi was the name I saw above the door A curious smell came flowing out So I went inside for more I see the man called Schlumpfi Behind the oaken bar “Welcome to my tavern!” He cries with open arms “Schnitzels by the dozen We have for you to eat Sausages and local beer It’s quite the gourmet treat” Cold winds are blowing the night is dark and long Raise up a tankard And join in our song Plunder with thunder, k** for the thrill Drink up me hearties ’til we’ve had our fill Raise up your tankard, into the sky Pirates forever from now ’til we die Fighting together with swords in our hands Stealing their wenches and scouring their lands Plunder with thunder, k** for the thrill Drink up me hearties ’til we’ve had our fill I try to fill my tankard With a pint of that ol’ spiced “No” he says, “you must pay up, My drinks come at a price” So of course I did What’s natural to me I took my flintlock out And shot him through the knees We drank the tavern dry Devoured all the meats We kidnapped his ugly wife Then took off through the streets Plunder with thunder, k** for the thrill Drink up me hearties ’til we’ve had our fill Raise up your tankard, into the sky Pirates forever from now ’til we die Fighting together with swords in our hands Stealing their wenches and scouring their lands Plunder with thunder, k** for the thrill Drink up me hearties ’til we’ve had our fill