Alastair - Freestyle by 13 year old lyrics

I grab the mic, open up a Nutella can I reduce friction more than the lubricant can It's in the confusion I am, it's in the disillusionment I am I'm whack pro, that's my foregone conclusion, pupulous like Houston My New Year's resolution was to buy a weapon harder than Bombard So I KICKED Bernard Duarte straight over to the bank guard Smashed his freakin' face with my gla** shard, he must die hard In the front yard, they caught him off guarrd, showed his mother his report card Broke his nose, sent him a get well soon card, sent him my regards I'm insane! I summon acid rain in your rectal vein Rape a mic with a sugarcane, mathematical, so I'm a facet plane Directioner, not the band, I mean I'm a weather vane I'm always on the fast lane, don't give a damn, don't care to explain So I fly to Nicki Minaj, and get introduced to Lil Wayne You own a mansion, maybe that's satisfaction Say that when your ho's gone, I'll give you some compa**ion Rippin' the sh** since the beginnin' I be k**in' it, I'm a syllable's siblin' I ain't kiddin', punch your face go over the top of the ceilin' Dental fillin's, chicken grillin', checka chicka checka chicka checka I spit venom to the enemy, murder helplessy, I'm on ecstasy So I create a parody out of jealousy I'm a cannonball, I'm also a cannibal, so I make a human body a recipe Recklessly and breathlessly kick the girl while she's in pregnancy I blessedly enter, conquer destiny, superior entity Leave my legacy, drink some Hennessy Acceptably, desperately, tremendously, now I'm treated respectfully Pleasently, I finished you off tremendously and incredibly I just smoke GREEN, I'm environmentally friendly I ain't gonna waste my time, my mind's runnin' outta rhymes sh**, your raps are like like an eight second vine