Alan Menken - Sweet Child (Reprise) lyrics

FLOTSAM (spoken) She may have legs, but her love affair doesn't! JESTAM (spoken) I didn't feel any sparks, did you? FLOTSAM (spoken) [laughs] No electricity whatsoever! JESTSAM (spoken) What's the poor sweet child to do? FLOTSAM It's such a shame JETSAM It's such a crime FLOTSAM To be so close JETSAM And yet so far FLOTSAM So overdue JETSAM Yet underpar FLOTSAM So out of time JETSAM It's too sublime BOTH Sweet Child! JETSAM Poor child FLOTSAM And now her second sun has set! JETSAM Dear child! FLOTSAM Lost child! JETSAM There's still some hope- FLOTSAM Ya wanna bet? JETSAM No FLOTSAM One more day to get her lovepeck JETSAM One more day to snag her man BOTH And then the squid will hit the fan FLOTSAM (spoken) She'll be disgraced JETSAM (spoken)Ugh Debased FLOTSAM Reviled BOTH Poor child...!