Alan Jackson - It's Five O'Clock Somewhere lyrics

Alan Jackson: The sun is hot and that old clock is movin' slow And so am I Workday pa**es like mola**es in wintertime But it's July Gettin' paid by the hour, and older by the minute My boss just pushed me over the limit I'd like to call him somethin' I think I'll just call it a day Pour me something tall and strong Make it a Hurricane before I go insane It's only half-past twelve, but I don't care It's five o'clock somewhere Well, this lunch break is gonna take all afternoon Half the night Tomorrow mornin', I know there'll be hell to pay Hey, but that's alright I ain't had a day off now in over a year My Jamaican vacation's gonna start right here If the phone's for me You can tell 'em I just sailed away And pour me something tall and strong Make it a Hurricane before I go insane It's only half-past twelve, but I don't care It's five o'clock somewhere I could pay off my tab Pour myself in a cab And be back to work before two At a moment like this I can't help but wonder: What would Jimmy Buffett do? Jimmy Buffett - spoken: Funny you should ask, Alan Jimmy Buffett: I'd say, "Pour me something tall and strong Make it a Hurricane before I go insane It's only half past twelve, but I don't care" Both: Pour me something tall and strong Make it a Hurricane, before I go insane It's only half past twelve, but I don't care Alan Jackson - spoken: He don't care Both: I don't care It's five o'clock somewhere Spoken: Buffett: What time zone am I on? What country am I in? Jackson: It doesn't matter, it's five o'clock somewhere Buffett: It's always on five in Margaritaville, come to think of it Jackson: I heard that Buffett: You've been there haven't you? Jackson: Yes, sir Buffett: I've seen your boat there Jackson: I've been to Margaritaville a few times Buffett: Alright, well that's good Jackson: Stumbled my way back Buffett: Okay, we just want to make sure you can keep it between the navigational beacons Jackson: Between the buoys, I got it Buffett: Alright, well it's five o'clock; let's go somewhere Jackson: I'm ready; crank it up Buffett: Let's get out of here Jackson: I'm gone