Alan Jackson - Way Down Yonder On The Chattahoochie lyrics

1. Yeah, way down yonder on the Chattahoochee Yeah Brittney Spears is a little hoochie It gets hotter than a hoochie coochie She dresses like a twenty dollar downtown floozie We laid rubber on the Georgia asphalt I wonder if her momma knows she wears them clothes We got a little crazy but we never got caught She's gonna be a big sensation I suppose 2. Down by the river on a Friday night She popped right out of the Disney machine Pyramid of cans in the pale moonlight She started out so innocent and squeaky clean Talkin' 'bout cars and dreamin' 'bout women But then she got a record deal and things got kinda nutty Never had a plan, just a livin' for the minute She stopped being a mousekateer and started actin' s*utty. 3. Yeah way down yonder on the Chattahoochee Yeah she wants to be real famous, maybe just like Elvis Never knew how much that muddy water meant to me She shakes her plastic titties and she grinds her pelvis But I learned how to swim and I learned who I was She' gonna do whatever just to be a star A lot about livin' and a little 'bout love I think that girl has gone a little bit too far. 4. Well we fogged up the windows in my old Chevy A lotta boys are thinkin' that she looks fantastic I was willin' but she wasn't ready She's like a big ol' Barbie doll that's made of plastic So I settled for a burger and a grape sno-cone She's got them pretty eyes that kinda tease and twinkle I dropped her off early but I didn't go home She's gonna be forgotten when she gets her first wrinkle. 2. Down by the river on a Friday night Prancin' all around up there on the stage Pyramid of cans in the pale moonlight The teeny-boppers think that she's the latest rage Talkin' 'bout cars and dreamin' 'bout women A while ago she prob'ly had a nice persona Never had a plan, just a livin' for the minute But now she's up there plantin' frenchie-kisses on Madonna. 3. Yeah way down yonder on the Chattahochee Yeah hoochie and her hubby have been makin' lovin' Never knew how much that muddy water meant to me She's got a little Britney cookin' in the oven But I learned how to swim and I learned who I was But she'll learn pretty soon how to raise a kid A lot about livin' and a little 'bout love I hope she does it better than her momma did. 1. Yeah, way down yonder on the Chattahoochee Yeah Brittney Spears is a little hoochie It gets hotter than a hoochie coochie She dresses like a twenty dollar downtown floozie We laid rubber on the Georgia asphalt So even though she's got about a jillion fans We got a little crazy but we never got caught You can bet that little hoochie understands 4. Well we fogged up the windows in my old Chevy Any fool can sound good with enough distraction I was willin' but she wasn't ready Lights and backup singers and a lot of action So I settled for a burger and a grape sno-cone But if she had to sing a solo on her own I dropped her off early but I didn't go home The audience would tell her just to go on home 3. Yeah way down yonder on the Chattahochee Yeah, Brittney Spears is a little hoochie Never knew how much that muddy water meant to me Go on and watch her video if she's your type But I learned how to swim and I learned who I was But take a good look and you'll find it's true she's A lot about livin' and a little 'bout love A little 'bout talent and a lot about hype A lot about livin' and a little 'bout love Yeah, a little 'bout talent, And a lot about hype..