Alan Cumming - Reefer Madness! lyrics

[LECTURER] Creeping like a communist, it's knocking at our doors Turning all our children into hooligans and who*es Voraciously devouring the way things are today Savagely deflowering the good old U.S.A It's Reefer Madness, Reefer Madness (Reefer Madness, Reefer Madness) Oh so mad! See the kids! Precious kids! Yes, their heads are on the chopping block And someone's got to dare to take a stand Can't ignore any more, it could be your son or daughter With a deadly stick of reefer in the hand Heading straight for... Reefer Madness! Reefer Madness! Reefer Madness! Reefer Madness! Save our kids! Stealthy as a socialist, it slithers up our shores Turning all our children into hooligans and who*es This smoking bowl of evil bears the choking stench of sin It burrows like a weevil under tender Christian skin This... Reefer Madness! Reefer Madness! Reefer Madness! Reefer Madness! Oh so mad! Pull the wool from your eyes We're in need of righteous soldiers For this merry wonder has to be destroyed Fight the urge of this scourge It's destructive but seductive So some drastic measures need to be employed To put and end to... Reefer Madness! Reefer Madness! Reefer Madness! Reefer Madness! Oh so mad! Deadly as the Democrats that empty out our stores Turning all our children into hooligans and who*es Teenagers across the land are glazed and overs**ed If you fail to draw the line, your babies will be next Oh! Reefer Madness! Reefer Madness! Reefer Madness! Reefer Madness! Oh so mad! Tell your children! (Reefer Madness) Fight the menace! (Reefer Madness) k** the Devil! (Reefer Madness) Save the country! (Reefer Madness) Madness! Madness! Madness! Madness! Reefer's made us crazy barking... Mad!