Alan Campbell - New Year's Eve lyrics

[JOE] Max, you've pulled the stops out It looks like Gala Night aboard S.S. Titanic Will we play spot the actor? As if we're visiting a gallery of waxworks? [MAX] Would you rather I mix for you a dry martini Or shall I open the champagne [JOE] Max, don't be evasive Who's she invited to the ball? [MAX] Madame herself made every call [NORMA, spoken] Here. Happy New Year [JOE, spoken] Norma, I can't take this [NORMA, spoken] Oh, shut up. Open it. Read what it says [JOE, spoken] "Mad about the boy" [NORMA, spoken] Yes; and you do look absolutely divine [JOE, spoken] Well, thank you [NORMA, spoken] I had these tiles put in, you know,because Rudy Valentino said to me, "It takes tiles to tango." Come on [JOE, spoken] No, no, not on the same floor as Valentino! [NORMA, spoken] Oh come on, come on, come on. Get up. Follow me. And one, two... and one, two, one, two, together. And one. Don't lean back like that [JOE, spoken] Norma, it's that thing. It tickles