Al Hoffman - The Unbirthday Song lyrics

[MARCH HARE] A very merry unbirthday to me [MAD HATTER] To who? [MARCH HARE] To me! [MAD HATTER] Oh, you! [MARCH HARE] A very merry unbirthday to you [MAD HATTER] Who, me? [MARCH HARE] Yes, you! [MAD HATTER] Oh, me! [MARCH HARE] Let's all congratulate us With another cup of tea A very merry unbirthday to me [MAD HATTER] Now, statistics prove Prove that you've One birthday [MARCH HARE] Imagine, just one birthday every year [MAD HATTER] But there are 364 unbirthdays [MARCH HARE] Precisely why we're gathered here to cheer [ALICE, spoken] Why then, today's my unbirthday too! [MARCH HARE, spoken] It is? [MAD HATTER, spoken] What a small world this is! [MARCH HARE] In that case - A very merry unbirthday [ALICE] To me? [MAD HATTER] To you! [MARCH HARE] A very merry unbirthday [ALICE] From me? [MAD HATTER] For you! Now blow the candle out my dear And make your wish come true [MARCH HARE/MAD HATTER] A very merry unbirthday to you! [DORMOUSE] Twinkle, twinkle little bat How I wonder what you're at Up above the world you fly Like a tea tray in the sky [MARCH HARE/MAD HATTER] A very merry unbirthday to you!