Got a flag so I can show you even better Bought the biggest one, I guess size really matters I could just sit and wait and smile and keep it quiet But since the service s**s I'd rather start a riot I am not sorry any inconvenience You're not getting paid for keeping me starving Tell me since when is the customer Kong and not king That's monkey business, who the hell d'you think you are Waiter! I get what the others get Full size! Medium is no compromise Hurry up! Satisfaction's overdue Get going! This time I ain't playing nice Thanks to you Y.O. – Y.O.U. – Douchebag M.E. – Y.O.U. – Hitting back, back My tip is high enough, so where's the goddamn menu Don't need you to decide, go walk a mile in my boots You think you know what's best for me, I deadly doubt that You selfish prick, this song is just an appetizer, cheers! Let me know when you're grown To plant of higher intelligence I've placed my order and I have the right attitude Will kick your a** if I have to, it's up to you Waiter! I get what the others get Full size! Medium is no compromise Hurry up! Satisfaction's overdue Get going! This time I ain't playing nice Thanks to you Y.O. – Y.O.U. – douchebag M.E. – Y.O.U. – Hitting back, back The soup is cold, chewy the meat Don't call your boss, just deal with it The knife is blunt, salty the fish So this is what social state means I'm gonna turn this whole thing into a buffet Self do, self have – get outta my way! Waiter! I get what the others get Full size! Medium is no compromise Hurry up! Satisfaction's overdue Get going! This time I ain't playing nice Thanks to you Waiter! I get what the others get Full size! Medium is no compromise Hurry up! Satisfaction's overdue Get going! This time I ain't playing nice Thanks to you Y.O. – Y.O.U. – douchebag M.E. – Y.O.U. – hitting back, back