Akrobatik - Woman lyrics

[Verse 1 - Akrobatik] One day when I was seventeen, I seen this hunny 'round my way The way the hips and the a** looked, brightened my day I said "God damn!", you know I had to step to it Cold, lickin my lips on some pretty boy sh** I said "excuse me baby doll, but I like your style What you say that we connect and straight get buck wild? I got that bomb sh** that make you want to stay in the house Won't you (what?) slip me your math so I can turn that a** out" She said "yo, I won't flaunt my a** like Adina Howard Get f**ed in the shower and end up pregnant by some coward I don't get down like that, I'm on some grown woman sh** Staying mentally and physically fit, livin legit" For my immature ears that sh** was too profound I said "whatever hun, I catch you on the next go 'round" She said "that mentality you carry 'round is sick Only a dumb b**h will stay in the crib cause of a dick" (what?) [Hook] "Hold up your hands if you a real woman" - 3X "Hold up your hands if you do understand" "Woman" - 13X [Verse 2 - Akrobatik] Yo, check it A month or two later seen the girl in the train She didn't recognize my a**, she had some sh** on her brain But yet and still (yo), you know I had to step to it Cold, lickin my lips on some pretty boy sh** "What's that playin on your walkman love?? Come on rewind it Some R&B bullsh** - what 'Criminal Minded'? Honey dip you gots to be the girl on my dreams Come on what's the deal hun, is you down with my team?" I was hopin she was with it cause the hunny was hot She said "what you got to offer, I ain't already got?" I remembered that the s**ual approach didn't work So I had to turn soft not to look like a jerk Said "baby, let me take you from this trife a** ghetto Be your man, hold your hand, frolickin through the meadow I could satisfy your wants, fantasies and wishes Buy you cars, buy you j**els, even handle your dishes" She said "hold it right there, cause that ain't my plan Every n***a want to take you to a fantasy land So keep walkin, that sh** you talkin, n***a end it A brother that's with me gots to live codependent" [Hook] "Hold up your hands if you a real woman" - 3X "Hold up your hands if you do understand" "Hold up your hands if you a real woman" - 3X "Hold up your hands if you do understand" [Verse 3 - Akrobatik] By the age of 21 yo, I had my sh** together Seen hunny in the winter in the park rockin leather Yo f** this, you know I got to step to her No more lickin my lips, I'm more down to Earth I said "excuse me lady, can I get a bit of your time? I got some sh** to tell you that I know will ease your mind And the sh** that's on my mind is not materialistic My outlook on life is much more realistic She said "I'm impressed with the change, yo I am Should of had your sh** together early on in the jam She landed a peck on my grill and said she had a man that's chill And life was more than lookin good in Tommy Hil One real woman that I could not pull Drivin off in a Beemer pumpin "Paid In Full" If you fittin this description and you ain't no ho Then you's a real woman love and you runnin the show, come on [Hook] "Hold up your hands if you a real woman" - 3X "Hold up your hands if you do understand" "Hold up your hands if you a real woman" - 3X "Hold up your hands if you do understand" "Hold up your hands if you a real woman" - 3X "Hold up your hands if you do understand" "Woman" - 10X "Hold up your hands if you do understand" "Hold up your hands if you a real woman" - 3X