Akiva Schaffer - We Need Love lyrics

[Conversation between two men - slashes will represent relevant changes in speaker] Hey, what a great day for a swim. / Yeah. Why are you wearing a shirt? / Too many hickeys on my neck. / Oh. The girl I was with last night scratched my back. / So you've also been having s**. / Yeah [Rapping] We need love, not meaningless s** You've got a round bu*t? We're not impressed So many girls wanna get in our pants But we're not who*es. We need romance Hey girl (girl), you look good I want you to know that I would - do you Frequently. Like riding my hog, it's nothing to me You're wearing a bra, but soon you won't Call me the magic man: now you see it, now you don't When it comes to foreplay, I can take for hours Say "Do I make you horny, baby?" - Austin Powers My ocean's got motion, but also girth; The closest thing you'll feel to giving birth I'm a bu*t man / and I like b**bs Put them together, and we like you I don't care that you're overweight I see your soul, and you look great We love all colors, shapes, and sizes Except Steve's new girlfriend, who's a f**ing s*ut! We need love, not meaningless s** You've got a round bu*t? We're not impressed Just two Don Juans looking for amour; It could be you if you're not a who*e I'm Guy #1, I'll ma**age your back Or if you prefer, I'll squeeze your rack If it's your time of the month, I'll call it a night I'm Guy #2, I don't run red lights If I was with you, I'd need at least 10 rubbers Your poo-tang stank, I don't need another lover / I wear condoms too, but when they break, it's bad Take you to the clinic, I can't be no dad Cause we're the freaks of the industry You a freak, Guy 1? / Oh you got that, G What about you, Guy 2? / Yes. Me. Too I always get consent before I screw I'm not a guy who's gonna rape you Champagne, waterbed, satin covers; There you have it - another satisfied lover (x5) We need love, not meaningless s** You got a round bu*t? We're not impressed We're two Ca**anovas, not pieces of meat But pull down our pants, you'll like what you see