Akiva Schaffer - Motherlover lyrics

[Andy and Justin] Oh dang What is it, dawg? I forgot it's Mother's Day Didn't get a gift for her Other plans got in the way She'll be so disappointed Damn I forgot it, too This could have been avoided What the hell are we gonna do? My mom's been so alone Ever since my daddy left COLD No one to hold her tight Life has put her to the test I know just what you mean My mom's been so sad and gray Word My dad can't satisfy her in the bedroom ever since he pa**ed away Hold up You thinkin' what I'm thinkin'? I'm thinkin' I'm thinkin' too Slow up What time is it, dawg? It's time for a switcharoo We both love our moms, women with grown women needs I say we break ‘em off Show ‘em how much they really mean [Hook: Andy and Justin] ‘Cause I'm a Motherlover You're a Motherlover We should f** each others mothers f** each others moms I'm pushing that way where you came out as a baby Ain't no doubt that sh** is crazy f**ing each others moms ‘Cause every Mother's Day needs a Mother's Night If doing it is wrong, I don't wanna be right I'm callin' on you 'cause I can't do it myself To me you're like a brother, so be my mother lover [Andy and Justin] I'm layin' in the cut waitin' for your mom Clutchin' on this lube and roses I got my digital camera, I'mma make your momma do a million poses They will be so surprised We are so cool and thoughtful Can't wait to pork your mom I'mma be the syrup, she can be my waffle Sho' Nuff My momma loves bubble bath with Chamomile Straight up Give it to my mom d-d-d-d-d-d-doggy style, yeahh This the perfect plan For a perfect Mother's Day They'll have to rename this one All up under the covers day [Hook: Andy and Justin] Break it down It would be my honor to be your new step-father It would be my honor to be your new step-father And while you're in my mother Make me another brother Jam And while I'm in your mother I'll never use a rubber OH [Andy and Justin] ‘Cause every Mother's Day needs a Mother's Night If doing it is wrong, I don't wanna be right I'm callin' on you 'cause I can't do it myself To me you're like a brother, so be my mother lover They blessed us both with the gift of life She brought you in this world so I'mma s** her right This is the second best idea that we've ever had The choice can be no other Be my mother lover [Andy] Happy Mother's Day!!!