Akiva Schaffer - Meet the Crew lyrics

Lonely Island! We got the whole family here Time to meet the crew, Y'all! My name is Jorm You can call me J-orgus Ride around town bumpin' Fugees in a Taurus Yo, I'm Artemis Prime Also known as Young Sandwich The Lonely Island got amigos like my man John Landis Akiva in the house But you can call me Young Dad Rockin' pink Adidas, never wear plaid I'm little Tony I'm always playin' pranks Make you run out the room cause my booty stanks I'm the fat one They call me Fat Bob I get all the ladies even though I'm a slob I'm Piccolo Pete And a part of the crew You'll know that it's me from the sound of my flute Hell, I'm Sick Eric I'm always sick You can catch me on the corner taking antibiotics They call me Smooth Guy Cause I be drinkin' mad smoothies You think I got my name from my voice? That just ain't true, G They call me Creepy Zeek You know I do my own thing My rhymes ain't good but I'm fun in small doses They call me Boring Steven I don't know why My rhymes are dope and my whip is fly (it's f**ing bullsh**) I'm a rich guy I'm doing this as a lark My sense of humor is extremely dark Well I'm new to the crew And no one trusts me at all If they'd get to know me they'd see I'm a ball People call me Tiny My name is ironic I'm 12 feet tall. My life is hard I'm a little lost Is this the right studio? I work for Rod Stewart, you know what? I'm gonna go I wear stripes that match the wallpaper I'm hiding now but I'll surprise you later Well, my name is Greg And I'm on the phone It was my mom's birthday so I had to fly home We're the Buddha Twins, all we smoke is Buddha Bless Never puff sess, Buddha Bless is the best Hey, I'm Rod Stewart I'm looking for my tech He's always wandering off, what a pain in the neck! So there it is One third of the crew... The rest couldn't be here or phone in... But best believe they are missed Lonely Island, we out