Akiva Schaffer - I'm On a Boat lyrics

[Intro: Andy Samberg + (T-Pain)] (Shortayyyy) Aww sh** Get your towels ready it's about to go down (shorty, yeah) Everybody in the place hit the f**ing deck (shorty, yeah) But stay on your motherf**ing toes We running this, let's go [Hook: Lonely Island + (T-Pain)] I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat) I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat) Everybody look at me cause I'm sailing on a boat (sailing on a boat) I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat) I'm on a boat Take a good hard look at the motherf**ing boat (boat, yeah) [Verse 1: The Lonely Island + (T-Pain)] I'm on a boat motherf**er take a look at me Straight floating on a boat on the deep blue sea Busting five knots, wind whipping out my coat You can't stop me motherf**er cause I'm on a boat Take a picture, trick (trick) I'm on a boat, b**h (b**h) We drinking Santana champ, cause it's so crisp (crisp) I got my swim trunks, and my flippie-floppies I'm flipping burgers, you at Kinko's straight flipping copies I'm riding on a dolphin, doing flips and sh** The dolphin's splashing, getting e'rybody all wet But this ain't Seaworld, this is real as it gets I'm on a boat motherf**er, don't you ever forget I'm on a boat and, it's going fast and I got a nautical themed pashmina afghan I'm the king of the world, on a boat like Leo If you're on the shore, then you're sho' not me-oh {Get the f** up, this boat is REAL!!!} f** land, I'm on a boat, motherf**er (motherf**er) f** trees, I climb buoys, motherf**er (motherf**er) I'm on the deck with my boys, motherf**er (yeah) This boat engine make noise, motherf**er Hey ma, if you could see me now (see me now) Arms spread wide on the starboard bow (starboard bow) Gonna fly this boat to the moon somehow (moon somehow) Like Kevin Garnett, anything is possible [T-Pain] Yeah, never thought I'd be on a boat It's a big blue watery road (yeah) Poseidon!! Look at me, oh (all hands on deck) Never thought I'd see the day When a big boat coming my way Believe me when I say, I f**ed a mermaid [Hook] [T-Pain] Whoahhh Sha-sha-shorty, shorty Yeah yeah yeahhh