Akiva Schaffer - Dreamgirl lyrics

[Intro] The following song is brought to you by Chex Mix [The Lonely Island] Some dude once said That love is a many funny things I know there's a perfect girl out there for me Cause I see her, in my dreams [Hook: Norah Jones] Dream girl, you're a fantasy You're the only one, out there for me My love [The Lonely Island] Dreamgirl you amaze me all dressed in paisley Love how not one but both eyes are lazy When I first saw you you were drivin the bus Thick skin, strong nose like a rhinoceros Dreamgirl so beautiful, lips all crummy Skin like asphault, nose so runny Thick thighs, no waist, not a care in the world You not crazy girl, you just my baby girl You're a vision in sweats with the neon pouch Half-eaten squirrel hangin' outta your mouth Rainbow poncho, the female Tonto Hear a loud noise, start b-buckin' like a bronco [Hook]Norah Jones Dream girl, you're a fantasy You're the only one, out there for me My love [The Lonely Island] You got your cell phone ring set to Sex and the City You like a hot bowl of grits only way more gritty Straight drippin' in turquoise, my Santa Fe queen One short leg you got the Santa Fe lean It's music to my ears when you scream in your sleep And when you lift your skirt in public yo I can't help but peek You like Cleopatra, with the eyes of a pig Love to watch you in the back yard when you go out to dig Girl how'd you get those mouse traps glued to your neck? Little rascal, how'd you get screwed to the deck? You put away slurpees like a trash can Your smile's all stainy and you're not too brainy and.. I LIKE THAT! Talking to your shoes like it's your friend I LIKE THAT! Yellin' at the walls of make-pretend I LIKE THAT! Tellin' you to stop it then you don't You said you gonna stab me in my sleep - BUT YOU WON'T! [Norah Jones] Last week thought I saw you on the street Turned out it was a bag of trash Just a big ol' bag of trash I thought you looked like a bag of trash [The Lonely Island] Dream girl I pitch a tent when you stomp in the room Like a hellbound turkey mixed with a baboon You're s**y and you're spicy like a bowl of Chex Mix And I always feel safe when I'm in your flesh mitts Your teeth so clean coulda swore you were British Never take the Chex Mix cause you always get skittish Open clams with both feet cause you're ambidextrous No point cause we know you eat nothin but Chex Mix Chex Mix number one food snack in the land It's the cereal taste, that you eat with your hand Chex Mix at your local grocer, buy a box Your family will all say - CHEX MIX ROCKS! [Norah Jones] Chex Mix, you're the snack for me You're the only one, I'll ever eat.. or buy Chex Mix, you're delicious You got sixty percent less fat than potato chips TM