Akiva Schaffer - Dick In a Box lyrics

[Intro] Hey girl I've got somethin real important to give you So just sit down, and listen [The Lonely Island] Girl you know we've been together, such a long long time (such a long time) And now I'm ready, to lay it on the line (Well) You know it's Christmas and my heart is open wide (open wide) Gonna give you something so you know what's on my mind (what is on my mind) A gift real special, so take off the top Take a look inside - it's my dick in a box (it's in a box) Not gonna get you a diamond ring That sort of gift don't mean anything Not gonna get you a fancy car Girl you gotta know you're my shining star Not gonna get you a house in the hills A girl like you needs somethin real Wanna get you somethin from the heart Somethin special girl [Hook] It's my dick in a box! My dick in a box babe It's my dick in a box! My dick in a box girl See I'm wise enough to know when a gift needs givin (yeah) And I got just the one Somethin to show ya that you are second to none [The Lonely Island] To all the fellas out there with ladies to impress It's easy to do just follow these steps One - cut a hole in a box Two - put your junk in that box Three - make her open the box And that's the way you do it [Hook] [Outro] Christmas; dick in a box Hanukkah; dick in a box Kwanzaa; a dick in a box Every single holiday a dick in a box Over at your parent's house a dick in a box Midday at the grocery store a dick in a box Backstage at the CMAs a dick in a box Yeah well well well well well well well... My dick in a box, my dick in a box, my dick in a box!