Akiva Schaffer - Ashley Wednesday lyrics

[Verse 1] I landed in London At a quarter to noon So excited to see her Took a cab to her room I know she's exquisite So I had to visit Pushed my back to the front of the door And you wouldn't believe what I saw [Chorus] Ashley Wednesday A spectacularly beautiful chick With impeccable style and spectacular eyes When we met, both of our souls clicked like a plug in a socket Ashley Wednesday Oh you hit me like a tonne of bricks With illuminous hair and your sturdy teeth I want our hearts to be joined at the hip so to speak [Verse 2] I gotta know What is your stance on marriage? Girl I really gotta know Cause we never talk about it But now I am proposing Get this girl some diamonds Please freaking say yes girl I'm an American man This is my native land But for you I'd summer in England But I will not go to France On that I take a stand But I hope you'll take my hand Both in life and marriage Step into my carriage We'll park inside my garage And live inside my house As husband and wife