[Verse 1] Some idiot from the coalition Got the people in a panic over petrol Like its going missing Its like they hear but they dont listen Spending every penny fillin up that pot they ain't got to piss in Pouring petrol down their dumb selves Screaming in a blaze of gory Dictionary definition ga**ed S'why you shouldn't vote Tory Me I didn't vote none of them If I had I'd be part of the problem I refuse to legitimise what I see to be a completely corrupt system That's me though And I ain't asking you to follow me though I just want you to think when somebody tells you to jump of a bridge [Hook] DON'T! JUMP! OFF! No matter who says DON'T! JUMP! OFF! DON'T! JUMP! OFF! I don't care who told you DON'T! JUMP! OFF! [Verse 2] Now I won't say the name But theres a news website that can take the blame For trolling people up on twitter Into bullying dames I seen it happen time and time and time again It goes: Publish an obviously inflammatory page Tweet that sh** then wait for the rage So self righteous “how could she write this” Ching ching ching ker ching and get paid It works every time Clockwork, maths, its the perfect crime Cos when the lemmings see the other lemmings ready to sign They'll be screaming out “show me the dotted line!” Like that phony baloney Kony prank where 20 mili lemmings spread a piece of propaganda Some plum said guns'll bring peace to uganda Turns out he was a wa*ker