I gave birth to twin wire hangovers And now I am a personal space invader I've got essays, I've got finals due I have got lots and lots of problems Look out! And how can you put that straw up your nose When you know how coke is manufactured? It's made by children for the immature It is made by babies who've been captured It's a sin against your fellow man And welcome to this world Have as much fun as you would like While helping others have as much fun as you're having Be kind to those you love And be kind to those you don't But for God's sake you gotta be kind And respectful because we're all one soul Be the best f**ing human that you can be!