I broke my promise on a very sharp rock And i was possessed by something quite unfriendly And i was haunted by a demon in my sleep And that's how i learned how to survive I gave a berr to a bum that was drinking And i gave some sause to my bestest friends for cooking And i gave water to all i thought were thirsty And that's how i learned how to survive I gave some money to my bank for safe keeping And i gave some money to my land lord, he was needing it And i gave attention to the TV that was bleeding And that's how i learned how to survive And "i don't care if monday's blue Tuesday's grey and wednesday's too Thursday i don't care about you It's friday i'm in love." We just ripped off a song by the cure But it's not the first band that we ripped off for sure I fed false information to the audience And that's how i learned how to survive I give a thank you to my father for leaving me And i give a finger to my stepfather for beating me And i give props to myself for achieving Gosh dang i'm glad that i survived I just handed you a giant load of gibberish And i give love to a lover quite deserving of it And i give thanks to all of you for listening to the story Of how we all learned how to survive