I was a s**y little viper room In the corner of a King Tut tomb When the hate train started Going "Choo-choo." I was a rat on a burning ship When we sunk, our fire got put out It was just like the great plague It's like the birth of a new era Hey dude I hate everything you do But I'm trying really hard to not hate you Hating you won't make you s** any less I was a wheel in a war machine Now I'm a toilet in a restaurant Somebody's gotta do it I know my place I was a baby k**ing Cadillac Now I'm a drug induced heart attack Somebody's gotta do it I know my place Hey dude, I hate everything you do But I'm trying really hard to not hate you Hating you won't make you s** any less Have you ever wanted to be Have you ever wanted wanted to see Someone better, in the mirror Have you ever wanted to go Have you ever wanted to know Somewhere greener, somewhere cleaner I bet you got something beautiful in mind They're gonna beat me till I'm black and blue Give me a Kokopelli face tattoo And I'll tell you a secret Kreuz is German for "Williams" In the blood cult of the misled youth I've got a bad case of the yellow flashlight blues Let me tell you some weird sh** There's gonna be a big ole Civil War inside my house tonight Hey dude, I hate everything you do But I'm trying really hard to not hate you 'cause Hating you won't make you s** any less And hating you won't make me s** any less Hating you won't make you s** any less