I am a blank page in a notebook Waiting to be filled with countless drawings of co*ks I am a bathroom wall, freshly painted over To cover up swastikas and the names of the girls that we called s*uts I am the Total Gym I am the Salad Glove I am the Slap Chop I'm the forever lazy I am a boring and worthless thing, and nobody should save me I am the Kool-Aid stains on the mouth of a kid Whose name is most likely Cody He had a juice box for breakfast and he carries a stick that he most likely found in the alley And Cody doesn't have friends And his parents hate each other And he wants to find a better way to love his family And after school he hangs out in the abandoned house behind the Arby's I am the camera that watches you When you think you are awake And I am a Jesus fish on a drug traffic fan That keeps all their c**aine safe I am the guy that eats at least 50 chicken wings At an all you can eat buffet I'm the Xbox controller for a drone operator today And I'm a hologram of a tanning booth In a history cla** from the future I'm the nuclear test, called Operation Dominic That gave my grandfather cancer And I am a video store clerk and an angel of d**h "Hello how are you? My Name is Trevor." Prepare to die Bad Lieutenant 2 is the greatest movie ever