I like telling dirty jokes And I like smoking crystal meth But darling I love you And I like laughing at retards And I like throwing rocks at dogs But darling I love you I love you like the moon and stars When little kids get hit by cars Girl you know its true. Darling, I love you I've been tryin' to move on, since you left Since you've been gone, but its so hard on me Talked to a girl in first hour, bought her a cd Bought her a flower, but she's a stupid c*nt But I'll take anything, and I'll take anyone I'll take an angry lesbian with a loaded gun I'll take a who*e with syphilis and gonorrhea too But darling, I love you