"Alright kids, here's a real rock 'n roll song." Frank says If everyone says your hair's too long Or else it's far too short Don't ever afford yourself For anyone, else of course If anyone says, when you play guitar It's always much too loud You can tell them to stick it You won't get far if you're not far out My black tongue's coming right out of me Drowning out my misery Black tongue is coming out My black tongue's always hanging out of me, that's right I'm going down in history Guitar, one time Frank says If everyone says you're much too old You're out of style Just tell them you're doing their sister and mommy Every once in a while And if everyone says you've got a big mouth You refuse to shut up Just tell them to kiss your behind Just tell them to kiss your behind My black tongue's coming right out of me Drowning out my misery Black tongue is out My black tongue's always hanging out of me I'm going down in history Guitar Black tongue is out "Listen, you guys don't give a sh** what we play, you just wanna make noise." My black tongue's coming right out of me Drowning out my misery My black tongue's always hanging out of me Going down in history My black tongue's always hanging out of me Drowning out my misery My black tongue's always hanging out of me Going down in history "Take notice of what these weirdos are saying, what they are doing You never know, they might know something you don't know, huh? How's that grab ya?"