Agallah - Crookie Monster lyrics

[Agallah] Hello boys and girls, I'm the Crookie Monster Anybody who steps to me, yo i'll put it on ya You know i'm a puppet, and out here, sitting stick Holding the fort on sesame street, me and my clique We eat crookie, made from weed Oh yummy yummy yummy! Nobody in the industry can ever take my style from me I got a call on my cellular phone from The Count: "I don't like when they smoke all my weed then they bounce!" But actually, right down the block in back of me Snuffleupagus is selling all the crack happily Ya'll didn't know how I met oscar: you know Maria? We bumped her and tossed her He so pissed off cuz he lost her Seen him try to floss her then his whole clique flipped Messing with the crookie monster then he got the b**h whipped Now it's all on your thing when the whole block buggin I should have never [?] Mr. Cooper's f**ing cousin The Crookie Monster (COOKIE!!!) I'm the Crookie Monster Sing along with me, sing a song with me [Agallah] Me and Bert and Ernie was getting dirty in Romper Room Smoking hash, popping tabs, open a lot of mushrooms Word to the father, I asked Maria if I could ma**age her One day I caught her out there f**ing Mr. Rodgers While he was singing, taking off his socks and his shoes I'm the f**ing Crookie Monster, still paying my dues One day i had to stomp out Oscar, left him on the curb Got me some real bad herb from Big Bird Smacked him so hard, till he lost his feathers I love my crookie, forever and ever and ever and ever Oh yeah, you didn't know that I could rap on the track? Boys and girls let me tell you, the Crookie Monster is back The Crookie Monster (COOKIE!!!) I'm the Crookie Monster Sing along with me, sing a song with me [Agallah] Oh where's the blunts? On the ash tray That n***a Julio? Oh sh**, he's past gay! OK, the last day I'm gonna kiss Helena Rubinstein I don't need to keep it clean, f** a channel 13 I'm on the scene with big brillas [?] Crookie Monster, she keep the baby pictures For all my fuzzy n***as Yo everybody, I'm realer than you think I beat up kermit told him Miss Piggy and her p**y stink How much you want to bet? Hell you ain't no threat I run Sesame Street, I got the whole block [?] I could be bigger and larger than Master P or Puffy I'm the f**ing Crookie Monster, the whole world loves me The Crookie Monster (COOKIE!!!) I'm the Crookie Monster Sing along with me, sing a song with me