Afroman - I Smoke Weed lyrics

I f**ed this girl in Talaha**ee Doggie style so i named her La**ie Came on her, florida state clothes Filled up all her semen holes f**ed this girl from purdue Came in her hair, f**ed up her doo She was cryin, like tammy faye baker Her p**y got hotter than a boiler maker Met Santa's daughter in Baton Rouge f**ed up Christmas like Mr. Scrooge Dropped her off at LSU Smoked all her weed, drank all her brew f**ed George Bush daughter in Dallas, Texas Rode that a** just like a Lexus f**ed her again in ft. worth Stuck my dick in her p**y and I started to surf (CHORUS) Colt 45, Afroman Tryin to get all the p**y that I can To the cross country in my Afro van SMOKIN WEED 2X I priced this hooker in Ohio I said, b**h, you too high Ho I got a cheaper ho in Cincinatti f**ed her in the back of my 83 Caddy Broker as hell smokin Newport singles Came in her a** and said "f** the Bengals" (afroman rant) SMOKIN WEED! Smokin weed, State-to-State Beer and munchies got me gaining weight Missionary style in chilla coffee Little mamma said, "would you please get off me" Beatutiful girl, Iowa City Roll a blunt fatter than a big fat titty She s**ed my dick, while she held my thighs I came in her Iowa Hawk-"Eyes" My dick went BOING in Des Moines Going going go-Buckaw! SMOKIN WEED! (CHORUS 2x) Oklahoma, Smoke-lahoma Buffalo, Puff-alo Fort Smith, Fort Spliff Smokin weed Starkville, Sparks-ville Huntsville, Blunts-ville Mississippi, Missi-hippie Alabama, Ala-grama Hattysburg, Hattys-herb Burmingham, Burning-ham Smokin weed North Dakota, North De Quota South Dakota, South De Quota I ran out of rhymes, but i'm... SMOKIN WEED (CHORUS 2x)