Afghan Dan - Sugar Puff Business lyrics

S'happening Danny Martin, Afghan Dan Look Liam Shelton, your teeth look blacker than me Let me tell you something, look, look You little cheeky ba*tards, you little cheeky twat Liam, you're just a cheeky ba*tard You little cheeky twat Dylan, you're just a cheeky ba*tard You little cheeky- Most of your ex-best friends wanna be me Gyal wanna see me, yo No more gas, no more bullsh**, let's talk facts You used to message me bare on Facebook, p**yhole But I never messaged you back But don't watch that, just watch this Afghan Dan's 'bout to take the piss Afghan Dan's 'bout to cross the line and start terrorising this little b**h, like I'm going to tell you a quick story About this kid called Callum He thought he was sick 'cause he jumped up on the bandwagon And his sh**ty arse got flapping I ain't talking about chips, when I say That p**yhole's going to start flapping Oh, no more ga**ing, check this, look I got a phone call from my [?] He just got back from the 'dam Said that he's got something interesting Needs it testing So I rolled up a J in the purple o' haze on my way back to the estate And it made my head spin No question, made a suggestion Left him with a heavy investment Now it's me getting 'round town on a bad boy round telling clowns that I've got the best in Not a lot but its more than y- Not to mention your girl's been texting Asking me what colour boxers I'm flexing Started s**ting Said that she want to come mine for a night of stretching Next ting, check this, look I'm too much, I'm too much Them man over there just ga**ed fam, try talk sh**, say they want to clash man But I don't clash, I hulk smash man Afghan Dan's got too many- Too many stories, too many pars f**ed off too many friends in the past 10 years But I still got too many dawgs Too many dawgs, too many pars Trust me man's rolled too many- Might kick back with my dogs and I'm feeding the cats and I holla at too many sharks I'm number 1 in my town when it comes to grime I'm topping off too many charts So maybe the reason I get ga**ed is because they're popping off too many farts Too many farts Jesus you little crack head Danny Martin Afghan Dan Take over business, yeah Body bag season Check this, BG Media Look, you little scruffy ba*tards Alright, alright That's it, no more vids Sugar puff business