Aesop Rock - Racing Stripes lyrics

There is a bowl cut template mapped with a billy can Mega morn scissoring a topiary lego man Mini-ramp cowlick Good ship snot nose Lap rain water out of pigeon hill potholes Rat brain, shovel green peas offa bu*terknife Racoon hat, moon boots all summer-type Felt pressure at the center of the dog show Better off blending Sweateroff Waldo you Wanna see a genome mutate? Cut a page boy til it bring home a Cube tape Poof, screw-face wriggle out a chop shop Home-brewed Kool-aid, d Isavowing Osh Kosh Simulating television Little rowdy rock snob Bobble-headed shredder playing top-heavy hop scotch You realize you only got a week til you catch him with a set of sh**ty clippers in the sink Like bzzzzt, motherf**ing bzzzzt, bzzzzt That's a quiet kid, buzzing asymmetric rebel lines in Crudely, some say to praise the lord I say you wanna feel saved baby Shape the orb, and I will see you all in Helven Read he fled a panic room pissed And been searching for animal chin since Bumpin' Johnny Rad, eye on the sauce pan Current mop: 4 months shy on the off-chance Start with a text book bowl cut (bowl cut!) One you can mow down slow as you grow up learn a couple great new curse words (p**y!) buzz a cool rat tail, take 2, your turn Learn a couple great new curse words (f**face!) maybe try a ponyhawk, take 2, your turn I knew this kid Camu Who in the lion's mouth Made up a fail safe way to get his life corralled Let's say he short on the rent His land lord is upset He disappears with sheers yelling "I'm going George Jeff" Bathroom door sound like a partmech barbershop quartet Forced into war with itself What emerge next in a shaft of light is bald up top Long on the back and sides Maybe the blade oil came with a ax to grind But granddaddy half-smile, all mastermind He ask "how do I look?' I said "you look insane" He said the haircut come with a theory I'll explain Please do First: no hats allowed Faux nat' male pattern when he out the house And wouldn't crop it up until his monopoly prop pa** go til then walk this town like an a**hole Motherf**ing bzzzt! Last week we were stoney This week he program beats all monday Sold 2 wednesday, pay rent Fabricate a whole new hedge maze Back on his smooth sh** friday at noon b**h Wow, just like that A method I encourage you to share and apply and adapt as one day his didn't grow back Start with a text book bowl cut (bowl cut!) One you can mow down slow as you grow up learn a couple great new curse words (p**y!) buzz a cool rat tail, take 2, your turn Learn a couple great new curse words (f**face!) maybe try a ponyhawk, take 2, your turn