Adrian Knowles - The Waitress Song lyrics

[Intro] Hi, how're you doin'? Just a ah... big breakfast and a large black coffee thanks Cheers... I love you [Hook] And there's a place I go for breakfast every afternoon The coffee's rubbish and the bacon's always hard to chew And the toast is always soggy But I hardly notice And the food takes such a long time to get made Even when I'm the only person in the cafe And my table's always wobbly But I hardly notice [Verse 1] You're probably thinking why would I even bother eating there On a daily basis theres heaps of other places on offer I won't change to another place if the bacon is rubber And the taste of the cuppa makes you pull faces and splutter Its the waitress I love her, the way she clears plates with a clutter Makes my heart race and it flutters, I know it's crazy to love a Lady thats basically just a Stranger with an apron down her, brother I don't need to ask her name and number [Pre-Hook 1] 'Cause this relationship is built on breakfast I'm waitin' on her just to wait on me [Hook] And there's a place I go for breakfast every afternoon The coffee's rubbish and the bacon's always hard to chew And the toast is always soggy But I hardly notice And the food takes such a long time to get made Even when I'm the only person in the cafe And my table's always wobbly But I hardly notice [Verse 2] She says hi to me, bye to me, that'll be 5.95 to me I don't really mind, that's alright with me I just smile and eat, sometimes we mightn't speak For like a week, she knows during my quiet times I like to be alone And write a poem with my headphones Newspaper, bacon fried up, poached egg, slice of toast A long black, but the beans are always burnt And if the cup is dirty she just cleans it with her shirt I wonder if she's my ideal girl And what would happen if we dated in the real world Nah, I don't think it would work I wouldn't wanna risk what we have and have to tip cause of that Besides [Pre-Hook 2] This relationship is built on breakfast I'm waitin' on her just to wait on me [Hook] And there's a place I go for breakfast every afternoon The coffee's rubbish and the bacon's always hard to chew And the toast is always soggy But I hardly notice And the food takes such a long time to get made Even when I'm the only person in the cafe And my table's always wobbly But I hardly notice [Bridge] And it don't matter that the bacon I eat's cold And it's okay the newspaper's are weeks old But I don't mind, no it's fine cause she's all That I'm there for And it don't matter that the bacon I eat's cold And it's okay the newspaper's are weeks old But I don't mind, no it's fine cause she's all That I'm there for [Hook] And there's a place I go for breakfast every afternoon The coffee's rubbish and the bacon's always hard to chew And the toast is always soggy But I hardly notice And the food takes such a long time to get made Even when I'm the only person in the cafe And my table's always wobbly But I hardly notice