Adore Delano - The T lyrics

[Intro: Alaska] My name is Alaska Thunderf** And I have something to say... [Verse 1: Alaska] I like black tea, I like black D I never touched Tina, and that's the T I know on what's the T, I said that I don't drink So you b**hes probably don't even know what to think When you see me in the club gettin' crunk Acting stupid, getting drunk I got a hundred problems, drinkin' ain't one I tried to quit drinking but it's too much fun I keep it cute and I act my age And you're never ever gonna see me drunk on stage It's a new dawn, it's a new age Metallica, turn the page Turn the page, turn the page Chun Li; Streets of Rage I smashed some pumpkins, rat in a cage Let's pay women an equal wage No seriously. What the f** [Verse 2: Alaska] Now lets talk about my exes I cheated on Sharon with a guy in Texas I'm just kidding he was really in Florida But what the f** f**ing rhymes with Florida? We were good together but we're better apart And I learned a lot from that broken heart Sharon and Chad, I'm happy for you Cerrone the Cat I f**ing miss you boo Not every breakup turned out so well I put a lot of really nice guys through some f**ed up hell But then there was this one guy... Girl... And if you have Reddit, you probably know all about this already... Uh... [Verse 3: Alaska] This psycho ex got heavy handed Tried to d**h Star my whole f**ing planet Talkin' sh**, droppin' names Screen cappin', playin' games I've had it, officially! The b**h tried to really really come for me! He crossed me like the River Styx But the s** was good cause I like small dicks... (Ah ha!) [Verse 4: Alaska] I'm not mad, I'm not pressed The money's on the dresser, get dressed To the twunk a** messes in the meet and greet Tryna treat a Ru Girl like a piece of meat Ow! You're pullin' my hair, b**h! You're spillin' my dress b**h! You think you're a fan, but you're only a mess, b**h! Real fans? I f**ing love you I'd lay myself down on the train tracks for you In fact, I made this f**ing record for you Call me Delano, cause I Adore you.. [Interlude: Alaska w/ Adore Delano Vocalizing] Yeah, you. Specifically [Verse 5: Alaska] The AAA Girls went bankrupt morally Willam met some models and serviced them orally He's probably on his way to replace us quick Just like he f**ing did to Detox and Vic Michelle always told me not to f** with cliques Michelle always told me not to f** with cliques! Oh, yeah, that reminds me about that thing The secret I've been hiding like a ding-a-ling I did some challenges, I won a few Oh, yeah, that's a thing called All Stars 2... I can't blame you Adore.. They went in really harsh that first day.. And if it had been me in your position, who knows? I might've done the same thing.. [Verse 6: Alaska] I'm just lucky, I guess I feel blessed, but I'm stressed I wanna be the best, I just wanna be the best A hundred thousand dollars, it ain't that much To f** up your mind and all your friends that you trust I'm sorry Coco I'm sorry Tatianna I'm sorry Mom, I wanna smoke some marijuana And move on, cause it's all just a game And it is what it is at the end of the day..