Adam WarRock - Midlife Crisis lyrics

[Hook] I'm in the middle of a midlife crisis Like Cinderella when that midnight strike hits I'm way too old for what a mess my life is How did I ever let it get quite like this? [Verse 1: Adam WarRock] 30 years old, if I die when I'm sixty I'ma take this last year, all these memories with me And if the Afterlife lets me breach space and Time I'ma find me at 9 and help ease his mind Cuz I cried, when these kids used to make fun of me Wondering, if there's a Better life around the corner from me? I'd tell him, first kiss is like 8 years away And then at…22, won't know what to do And then at 24, you'll make a mistake, man Gonna be stuck in places with no escape plan I'll say, hold on To those things that made you All the comics and the video games, they stay true 3 years later you'll start rapping again And maybe get your chance to have the last laugh, my friend 4 years later you'll go out on tour With Tribe One, wondering what the next half's got in store… [Hook] X 2 I'm in the middle of a midlife crisis Like Cinderella when that midnight strike hits I'm way too old for what a mess my life is How did I ever let it get quite like this? [Tribe One] I just turned thirty And there's so much more to do before my thirty third So I stay up late enough I'm waking up the early birds All nighters in my Arwing starfighter Cuz I might be getting old but maturity's still a dirty word So how am I supposed to act if I don't feel my age? I'm not a parent, I'm not married, and I own no real estate I'm already older than Michael was in his thriller days What if I never write a better verse than Silver Age? Cuz the fact is Rap success is far fetched When I'm stuck paying student loans and credit card debt Like a monetary model of open guitar frets Cuz the notes get higher the lower the bar's set So I'm working for an early grave in more than one way Forwarding my pay into a 401k When I'd rather be performing an a**ortment of these rhymes That I've been hoarding and recording them and touring some day [Hook] X 2 I'm in the middle of a midlife crisis Like Cinderella when that midnight strike hits I'm way too old for what a mess my life is How did I ever let it get quite like this?