Adam Schlesinger - We Tapped That Ass lyrics

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Adam Schlesinger - We Tapped That Ass lyrics

[JOSH] I banged you here [GREG] I nailed you there [JOSH] And on this couch [GREG] And on this chair [JOSH] In the doorway... [GREG] The hallway... [JOSH] On every stair [BOTH] We tapped that a** all over this house [GREG] Sometimes him, sometimes me [JOSH] Though never simultaneously [GREG] But one of us was hittin' it, usually [BOTH] We tapped that a** all over this house You'll never escape us 'Cause we live in your head Just two swell dudes that you screwed [GREG] Here... [JOSH] And here... [GREG] And there... [JOSH] And here... [BOTH] And even occasionally in your bed [JOSH] That bed is really uncomfortable. [GREG] Right? It's like a prison cot. [JOSH] On the stove... [GREG] Over the sink... [JOSH] And sort of in the fridge one time I think [GREG] And then we hit the back patio [JOSH] That's where we hit your back pati- [BOTH] OHHHHH! We tapped that a** all over this house! How many times did we tap that behind [GREG] Well, let's estimate [JOSH] On an average day, I would have to say Mmm... a-5, 6, 7, 8! [GREG] What? Too cheeky? [JOSH] Hey, does this ring a bell? A little to the left... [GREG] Oh, oh, okay now, a little to the right... [JOSH] Oh, oh, wait, wait, back to the left... [GREG] Right there, right there [JOSH] Wait, no, you're doing it wrong! I'll do it myself! [GREG] Barkeep, what's on tap? [REBECCA] It's me. And my a**. [GREG] Ooh, sounds refreshing! [JOSH] On the table you were willing and able [GREG] On the ottoman you took a lotta man [JOSH] And on the safe in the closet I made a deposit [XANDER] I also tapped that a** all over this house! [JOSH] Let's wrap this up with a big finish! [GREG] But where should we finish? [REBECCA] Please not on my chest... No, you'll scratch it! [JOSH] On the accent wall [GREG] On the bathroom floor [JOSH] You didn't care where [GREG] You just wanted more [BOTH] How much more tappin' could one a** endure We tapped that a** (tapped that a**) We tapped that a** (tapped that a**) We tapped that a** all over this house!