Adam Schlesinger - Hotel Majestic lyrics

Wake up boys, we're in the dump again Can't get a taxi, it's bucketing rain Heading downtown with nothing in my brain Trying to catch my breath Tired legume in a smoke-filled room The high school guys are making noise outside Walking the hall with my shoes untied Dying to catch my d**h And now it's Pekoe tea With a reflection of me My only company As far as I can see We're doing this the hardest way Back at the Hotel Majestic Same time every day Hey hey Watch what you wish for, maybe wish too much? You'll wake up in Westmoreland doubling Dutch Aware of the uproar but numb to the touch Sifting through bad poetry A sweet disorder never served me as well As a tape recorder and a worn-out Dell Time to reorder, man I feel like hell I wonder what's on TV And now it's Pekoe tea With a reflection of me My only company As far as I can see We're doing this the hardest way Stuck in the Hotel Majestic Six nights, seven days I wake up around two o'clock Scrape off my eyelids and' search for my socks Holy sh**, I'm late Now it's knock knock knock Let's go We're doing this the hardest way Doing this the hardest way Rocking the Hotel Majestic I hope you enjoyed your stay Hey hey