Performed by adam sandler, allen covert, and jon rosenburg Where's my peggy sue? I could use a rosalita If there's a long tall sally out there I'm dyin' to meet her Why can't i hear beth callin' me? Why can't i be the one to make sara smile? I wish i was arm in arm with jean genie Walkin' down the aisle Oh yeah, all right But i got no mary jane There's no sloopy or dancin' queen I'm just a fool in the rain Waitin' on my billie jean I want an angie, a mandy, a candy-o A devil in a dress of blue A rosanna, diana, a sweet caroline I'd even take a run-around sue Oh yeah, all right Well, i never got to scream for a layla I never saw mary-anne walkin' away I never danced on the sand with a rio Or woke up with a maggie may I dialed 867-5309 But there was no jenny jenny Oh, why can't i get myself a brown-eyed girl When willie nelson loved so many? And why does jack have diane? And why does billy joe have bobbie sue? And everybody had roxanne Except you-know-who I want an angie, a mandy, a candy-o A devil in a dress of blue A rosanna, diana, a sweet caroline I'd even take a run-around sue Well i'd take any ol' suzy q I got no reason to be picky She can be a goody-goody-two-shoes Or she can be my darling nikki Oh, brandy would be such a fine girl And so would the sweet judy blue I guess i sound just like that other fella 'cause you know i wish i had jessie's girl too Oh yeah, all right Well, i'd die for a kiss from allison Even though i know she'd break my heart Or give me a lo-lo-lo-lola Minus the extra part I want an angie, a mandy, a candy-o A devil in a dress of blue A rosanna, diana, a sweet caroline I'd even take a run-around sue You know i'd even take a run-around sue Well, i'd even take a run-around sue Oh yeah, all right