Performed by adam sandler, allen covert, and jon rosenburg Hey Why'd you wake me from my nap? I'm not in the mood To play your games Or sit on your lap You Where's my yankees drinking gla**? I want some juice And i want it now So you better move your a** And feel bad for me 'cuz i'm just getting over a cold I'm four years old! I'm four years old! I'm four years old! Somebody better tie my shoes! Now I run down the hall I scream and i yell And i cry 'cuz i fell Bring the rubbing alcohol Outside I get mud on my shoe I come back in the house I get it on the rug The cleanging's up to you And i won't take a bath Unless you make me spaghetti-o's I'm four years old! I'm four years old! I'm four years old! Mommy reads to me at night Charlie and the chocolate factory Well I can't have a job And i can't go to school If no grownups are around I can't go near the pool I'm not alowed to climb My neighbor's apple tree I'm not allowed to sit Too close to the tv I don't know how to drive And i don't know how to spell But if i hear my brother cursing I do know how to tell 'cuz he made me eat some bread That was covered in mold I'm four years old! I'm four years old! I'm four years old! I just threw up on my grandmother