Performed by adam sandler and jon Contributed by chris durkin Adam: and the now the excited southerner orders a meal at his favorite Diner. Waiter: hi, what can i get you today? Excited southerner: hi, how are you...i was...if you could, tell me, if you...eh, The chef salad, if it, does it come, if you come... a la carte, if you see the...i Saw the breakfast menu and the, and they got the, and the different entrees With the dspe-dspe-dspe-dspecials today, and the the and...i'm watching my Weight...diabetic, with the low sodium...if you could broil...i-i-i-instead Of fried, i ya, just, hash browns...i wanted to mix the ketchup with the May-mayonaise, make my own sauce, if that's, could bring out a separate Plate for that with the chicken, your chicken fried steak...the blue plate Special, does that come with the soup of the day, or- Waiter: i'll come back when you're ready. Excited southerner: hoooo...