Adam Sandler - Steve Polychronopolous lyrics

Performed by adam sandler - "polychronopolous" I'm a big f**in' dick I'm a pain in your a** I drink all your beer I'll eat the last slice I'll give you charley horses I'll pull your shorts down at the beach I always need a ride Nobody likes me My name's steve motherf**ing polychronopolous I spit when i talk I swear in front of your mother I throw sh** at the movies I wear tight pants I ask you to buy an extra yankee ticket And then i don't show I tell you i saw your girlfriend f**ing two guys at a party 'cause my name's steve motherf**ing polychronopolous I'll piss on your toilet seat and tell your dad you got stoned I'll borrow your jacket and never think of returning it Polychronopolous Pansy p**y sh** for brains Douchebag I'll leave your gate open So your dog runs away I'll make fun of your pimple Then i'll grab your sister's a** 'cause my name's steve motherf**ing polychronopolous And i don't care And i don't give a sh** I'll break your brother's stereo And then tell him it was you You think you're better than me Well you're f**ing wrong Everybody knows i'm steve motherf**ing polychronopolous Deal with it