Performed by adam sandler "and now, the sever beating of a high school bus driver." [kids getting on the bus] "how are ya, bryan?" "good morning, lisa." "good to see ya, tommy!" "hey, good morning, cyle! nice new backpack!" "watch your step now, joseph." "uhh, young man. can i help you? can i see your bus pa**, please?" [beating sounds] "sir, please!" [beating sounds] "i drive with that hand!" [beating sounds] "children! call for help!" [beating sounds] "holy geez, no!" [beating sounds] "that's me! oh yes, oh!" [beating sounds] [final crack, horn sounding]