Adam Sandler - Cool Guy 5 lyrics

[Sean pulling up in his car to a hooker] [GIRL #5:] Hey, honey. [SEAN:] S'up baby? Looking all smooth, standing on the corner at 3 in the morning and sh**. You cold, baby? You want to use me as a blanket? [GIRL #5:] I'm just doing my thing. [SEAN:] Well, does doing your thing mean your tricky? 'Cause I'd like to invest some of my hard earned money towards loving you, if you know what I getting at. [GIRL #5:] Well, how much you got, big man? [SEAN:] Well, I'm willing to drop 50 dollars on your a**, but there's a condition going on. [GIRL #5:] What's that? [SEAN:] You're going to have to put those lucious lips of yours on... my... slub-a-dub. [GIRL #5:] Ooh, I can do that. [SEAN:] You can? [GIRL #5:] Mm-hmm. [SEAN:] You mean, you ain't going make fun of the fact that I called my gizza-gazza a "slub-a-dub"? [GIRL #5:] Honey you can call your thing what ever you want to as long as you got 50 bucks. [SEAN:] Oh sna... well, alright then here's the 50 dollars, [unzips pants] and here's my flip stick, now start wetting that thing up. [GIRL #5:] [Opens his door] Sir, you are under arrest. [police car pulls up] [SEAN:] You got to be f**ing with mind here. [GIRL #5:] No, I'm not. [COP:] Good job, Denise. We'll take him from here. [Cop hand cuffs Sean] [SEAN:] WHAT?!?! You going to arrest my a** for trying to get a ride on my slip 'n' slide? f** that sh**. [GIRL #5:] Hey honey, when you get to jail, you're going to be on the other end of a slip 'n' slide, and I hope you enjoy yourself. [SEAN:] WWWWHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTT?!?!?! [cop throws Sean in back of police car] [COP:] Just get in the back, a**hole. [GIRL #5:] [from outside] You sick f**. [SEAN:] Damn!! [crying] This is a bunch of bullsh**!!! [PEEPER:] Piss on me. [also in the back of the police car] [SEAN:] WHAT?! [PEEPER:] Please, piss me. [SEAN:] NO!!! [PEEPER:] Just a tinkle. [SEAN:] f** that, keep him away from me. [PEEPER:] Urine. [SEAN:] Keep this man away from me.