Adam Sandler - Cool Guy 2 lyrics

[The Sounds of waves crashing] [SEAN:] This is quite the chill night. kicking back on the beach with a fine girl such as yourself. [GIRL #2:] Yeah, the waves are so calming. [SEAN:] So, is your body looking like michaelangelo made you or some sh**. [GIRL #2:] Thanks Sean, that's so sweet. [Sean presses 'play' bu*ton on tape player] [SEAN:] Let's see what's going on under this velvet top of yours. [GIRL #2:] Uh-oh. [SEAN:] Oh calming, your coming off strong with some beautiful waves of your own there, baby. [GIRL #2:] Oh Sean, you're so cute. [SEAN:] Why don't we leave the summer skirt on, but let's take those fine panties pa**ed those long, strong legs of yours, hmm? [GIRL #2:] Oh my god. [SEAN:] Yeah. [GIRL #2:] And how about you take off clothes, Sean. [SEAN:] Oh, oh is that right, baby? You want me to show my stuff, too? [GIRL #2:] My god, you look good, Sean. [SEAN:] Yeah, yeah baby I keep in shape, you know. [GIRL #2:] Ooh. [she starts to unbuckle his pants] [SEAN:] Yeah, unbuckle my pants, move hands on my wet weiner and let's get it swingin'. [GIRL #2:] What's that? [SEAN:] Let's get it swingin'. [GIRL #2:] No, the other thing you said? [SEAN:] ...The wet-weiner? [GIRL #2:] [gasps] You know what? [SEAN:] Yeah? [GIRL #2:] I'm going to go throw up, now. See you. [SEAN:] Hmm, leave me all horny here. How... how you going to get home there, baby? [GIRL #2:] I'll walk. [She begins to walk away] [SEAN:] Mm-hm. I'm-a call you. [GIRL #2:] Don't. [She's gone] [SEAN:] A'ight, A'ight. I'm go in for a swim anyways, you know that baby. [to self:] Going to get this swing-ding wet somehow. Salted off the rubarbs, ain't that a b**h? [THE END]