Adam Sandler - Long Ago lyrics

It all seemed so long ago Young and happy don't you know Down by the creek I would show Fireflies to that girl But that was back when he was nice Before my warm heart turned to ice My sister's wig once had lice But that was long ago The schoolyard's where we were The first time I kissed her He thought he got some tongue But it was only retainer Eleanore's bra is a trainer Well, over there's my family home And the woods we used to roam The only time I had s** was on the phone But that was long ago I carved our names upon that tree I loved him and he loved me My darling wife was once a he But that was long ago He'd always whisper in my ear But then I started drinkin' beer My j**els got licked by six frisky deer Now he's just a loner and a lier And my trailor's caught on fire, fire?