Adam Sandler - Intervention Song lyrics

Davey: Tommy, nothing personal, but Whitey Duval should've won the Patch Tonight, and you people are crazy for not realizing that Tommy: Why would we give Whitey Duval the Patch? So he could use it as a Blanket? *laughter* Davey: That's the reaction I thought I'd get... Everyone in this room has been a**ociated with Whitey, either through Basketball, or the mall, or various odd jobs he does around town for Free or at most a dollaaaar And I'm guessing 99% of you have either laughed in Whitey's face or Ruthlessly made fun of his feet, or voice, or sister, or shortness when He wasn't looooooking But the next time you see him he'd still go out of his way to smile and Wave at you and ask you about your mother's operation or something Like that, because he, unlike us, actually cares about someone other Than himseeeellf The reason I bring this uuuup to you, is because IIIII was the worst Offender..... of all My life was simply going no where Then a tiny little man rushed to my side He should've gotten a big "thankyou" Instead he got a port-a-potty ride I was such a sh**head But he never quit on me 'Til I told him he was useless And his sister was freaky Some guy: Once when we were watching Sunday Football A fuzzy screen was all that we could see Whitey came over with a hanger And spent the game on top of a TV And when the lightning struck him, (Aaiii!) He let out a wicked-loud yell (Eeeeee) But we just turned up the volume And ignored the burning smell We should all rot in hell! Old Lady: I went to highschool with Whitey As a joke I told him to meet me at the prom When he got there I said "I can't believe you thought I was serious," So he ran home crying and slow-danced with his mom Davey: What a crushing blow to Whitey I bet you wish you could take it back Chinese guy: How could all be so mean to Whitey? Sound to me like you are all on crack! Jennifer: Tonight Whitey was counting on this town To show him that we care But the first time he really needed us We weren't there----- (Benjamin: And on Christmas Eve and the last night of Chanukah) Davey: It's just not faaair Police officer: Bum bitty bitty bitty bum bum Bum bitty bitty bitty bum (x2) (Second time Chinese guy joins in) Davey: I wonder if that guy ever wiped his a** with the wrong haaand Tommy: Yes .......... Everyone: Bum bitty bitty bitty bum bum Bum bitty bitty bitty bum (repeat to end)