Adam Sandler - Good Ol' David Letterman lyrics

There simply is no better man Than good ol' David Letterman And no one gets Julia Roberts' face redder than A flirty David Letterman He's leaving after 30 years And you know he will be missed If you like gapped-toothed men in double-breasted suits He's number one on your top-ten list He won't have to pick up the phone anymore When Les Moonves calls him up He'll finally have time to take Jay Leno out for coffee Then secretly pee in his cup There simply is no better man Than good ol' David Letterman And no one makes my mother wetter than David Letterman Seems like yesterday when I was 14 And you looked like a freshman at Ball State Now your hairpiece is full of grey And I'm f**ing 48 I can't believe at night when I'm watching Stephen Colbert You'll be tucked in the bed under the sheets Pets with stupid tricks will have no place to go While Paul Schafer and the band sell crack on the streets There simply is no better man Than our hero David Letterman I can't thank you enough for all you've done And I'm sure I ain't the only one ‘Cause you paved the way for every late night show Both Jimmys should get on their knees and blow (you kisses, you kisses) No more interviewing Heidi Klum or Cheryl Tiegs Now you're just the oldest dad at little league And when you say goodbye and take your final drive In your Ferrari full of stolen office supplies And we watch you go with eyes full of tears I hope the cops pull you over and drag you back here for 30 more years ‘Cause you're the king of comedy Our best friend on TV And I'll miss you Yeah buddy I'll miss you The whole world's gonna miss you David Letterman